MORE BEER HUMOUR

A guy left his glass of beer on the bar counter to go quickly to the toilet and left a note: “Don’t drink, I spit in it”. When he returned, another note was added, “I too”…

The cowboy came into the bar, rolling his guns and asked who painted his horse white?
Some gun slingers put down their beer glasses and replied: “We did”
The cowboy immediately continued: ”I only wanted to let you know that the first coat is now dry enough for the final one!”