BEER DRINKERS

PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS
A recent magazine survey(Spam mail), interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s
personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

IF WOMEN DRINK DRINK IN A PUB ... (NOT AT HOME)
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
WATER
Personality: She is pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don’t..

When a man drinks in a public bar:

CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER
He’s poor / student
CASTLE LAGER BEER
He likes good beer
IMPORTED BEER
He’s old; he is thinking about his travels
GUINNESS
The man is looking for women partners...

WATER
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth...